Sociology 1010

*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edwRRgeqeB0
Holding People's Hands 

JLG

Male Speaker:   Would you like to hold my hand?  No?  OK.  See ya.  

Male Speaker:    Whoa.  

Female Speaker:    I'm so sorry!  I'm so sorry!  I just totally bumped into you.  I'm so sorry.  

Female Speaker:    Oh, I'm sorry.  I'm so sorry.  I'm so sorry.  

Female Speaker:    I'm sorry.  I'm so, so sorry.  

Female Speaker:    Get her.  Go!  Go!  Go!  Go!  Go!  

[1:00]

Female Speaker:    Hey.  How are you?  How are you?  

Male Speaker:    Good.  

Female Speaker:    Good!  

I just thought it would be too perfect if we got like this.  Right?  

Male Speaker:    Sure.  

Female Speaker:    I don't know.  Is that weird?  

Male Speaker:    Kind of.  

Female Speaker:    How?  

Male Speaker:    I don't know you.  

Female Speaker:    Oh.  I thought you -- I thought you were like -- I'm sorry.  

Male Speaker:    Go ahead.  Go ahead.  Give me a little spank.  

Female Speaker:    What are you doing!  

Male Speaker:    Sorry.  Sorry.  Sorry.  

Female Speaker:    [Laughing.]  I'm gonna piss my pants!  I'm gonna piss my pants!  

[2:00]

Female Speaker:    Um hey.  Oh, hey.  Sorry about that.  

Perfect.  Yeah.  No, yeah.  Definitely.  Yeah, yeah.  

Oh, sorry.  I'm totally sorry.  

Yeah, no, we can totally go.  It's great.  We'll go get sushi tomorrow.  It'll be perfect.  

Yeah.  Yeah.  Oh, yeah.  

Female Speaker:   Oh, I'm sorry.  Sorry.  Sorry.  

Male Speaker:    Sorry.  Sorry.  

Female Speaker:    Oh, sorry.  Sorry.  

[3:00]

Female Speaker:    Oh, sorry.  

Male Speaker:   [Mumbling] 

Female Speaker:    Oh, okay.  Same time?  

Female Speaker:    Oh, sorry.  I'm so sorry.  I'm so sorry.  

Male Speaker:   Oh, sorry.  Sorry.  

Female Speaker:    Go back over there.  

Male Speaker:   Hello.  

Female Speaker:    Hi.  

Male Speaker:    I'm not who -- 

Female Speaker:    I'm so sorry!  

Male Speaker:    It's OK.  Don't worry about it.  

Female Speaker:    Sorry about that.  

Male Speaker:    Whoa.  

Male Speaker:    Sorry, sorry.  

Female Speaker:    Your hands are so cold.  

Female Speaker:    OK.  

Female Speaker:    Oh, honey!  Here.  

Female Speaker:    Thank you.  Thank you so -- thank you.  Thank you.  Thank you.  

Female Speaker:    You're welcome.  It's good to see you!  

[4:00]

Female Speaker:    Oh, I'm so sorry.  

Male Speaker:    Oh.  

Female Speaker:    Sorry.  

Yeah.  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.  

Female Speaker:    Hi.  How are you?  

Male Speaker:   I know you.  Where do I know you?  

Female Speaker:    You know me?  

I don't know.  

Have a good day.  

[Female snickering]

Female Speaker:    Sorry.  I just -- I, um -- I thought you were somebody else.  

Oh, man.  

Hi.  Oh, sorry.  

Yeah, Mom, I'll ... 

Male Speaker:    What are you doing?  

Stop!  Stop!  

Female Speaker:    You've gotta get it all up in there.  

Male Speaker:    Oh my God!  

Female Speaker:    I'm trying to help you out here.  

Male Speaker:    Can you not -- ?

[Female laughing]

[5:00]

Male Speaker:    I know, but then she kept looking back and she was walking so fast.  There's no way I can try to not start jogging.  

Female Speaker:    She's so freaked out!  

Male Speaker:    She said what?  

Male Speaker:    Ha ha!  Hahahaha.  How are you?  

Female Speaker:    Good.  

I just wanted to touch you.  

Female Speaker:    Really?  

Male Speaker:    No?  Alright.  

She just said it really ... really?  Ouch!  

Female Speaker:    Oh, sorry.  I'm just swinging my arm around.  

[6:00]

Female Speaker:    Hi.  

Oh, my God, I thought -- I thought you were somebody else.  

I'm sorry.  

[Male laughing] 

Female Speaker:    Oh, my God.  

Female Speaker:    Sorry.  I'm sorry.  I'm sorry about that.  

[7:00]

Male Speaker:    How's it going?  

Male Speaker:    Good.  

Male Speaker:    What's your name?  

Male Speaker:    I'm Matt.  

Male Speaker:    I'm Chris.  

Male Speaker:    It's very nice to meet you.  

Male Speaker:    I want to thank you a lot for holding my hands.  Give me suggestions.  

Male Speaker:    This seemed like a filming.  

Male Speaker:   Yeah, have a good day, dude.  

Yeah, for sure.  

[END]